And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.
So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.
Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!
Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!
Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset