iphone 5

The proud tradition of trying to find interesting ways to destroy your iPhone continues, this time with lasers!

It's thinner! And has marginal technological changes that you'll probably never notice!

What would happen if you dropped hundreds of iPhone 5s in front of a mob of Apple fanboys (and girls)?

And now we have the latest in a long line of iPhone 5 rumblings, this time confirming a lot of things we already knew.

All that matters is that you're telling me it's the iPhone 5! It doesn't actually have to be different.

Interesting that every time a new iPhone comes out, our first instinct is to find new ways we can destroy it.

I didn't realize Post-It had input into the design of the iPhone 5, but I have to say I'm impressed.

You can't fool us with your needlessly obtuse numbering system Apple.

It's almost time for the new iPhone...

We all know the iPhone 5 got taller, but just how tall did it get?

Featuring a cameo from JPL's mohawk man, Bobak Ferdowsi.

To be fair this is coming from a major news outlet and not some random tech blog, so maybe there is some merit to this story.

Already the speculation as to the design of the upcoming iPhone 5 begins. iLounge tells us the following:

The new iPhone will indeed be longer and thinner than the iPhone 4 and 4S. Approximate measurements are 125mm by 58.5mm by 7.4mm—a 10mm jump in height, nearly 2mm reduction in thickness, and virtually identical width. According to our source, Apple will make one major change to the rear casing, adding a metal panel to the central back of the new iPhone.

We all await that fateful day when those of us with iPhone 4Ses will have to fight the urge to discard our 100 percent functional phones in favor of a newer, more expensive model that will be rendered obsolete in a year anyway. Hooray technology!