insult

From the submitter:

Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.

Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.

In the old days, we tried to get our computers to work again by smacking the monitor or the hard drive. Now that we're developing technology that we can talk to, we don't have to get it to work by physically abusing it; we can verbally abuse it instead.

Ha!

Silver is speechless. Blue wins!

What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.

Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.