insult

From the submitter:

This is what happens when your friend doesn't tell you he changed his number...

It took the better part of a month, but everything's finally censored. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, CREEPY PEDOSTACHE WHEAT-THINS MANVERTISER.

In the old days, we tried to get our computers to work again by smacking the monitor or the hard drive. Now that we're developing technology that we can talk to, we don't have to get it to work by physically abusing it; we can verbally abuse it instead.

Breast feeding: it's a tricky business. Some of us need a how-to guide.

Ha!

What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.

What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken

Silver is speechless. Blue wins!

From the submitter:

Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.

Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.