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Breast feeding: it's a tricky business. Some of us need a how-to guide.

Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.

And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.

Ha!

What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken