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It took the better part of a month, but everything's finally censored. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, CREEPY PEDOSTACHE WHEAT-THINS MANVERTISER.

Breast feeding: it's a tricky business. Some of us need a how-to guide.

From the submitter:

This is what happens when your friend doesn't tell you he changed his number...

And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.

The most hurtful grammar nazi attacks are the ones that skillfully combine lessons in possessive pronouns with an unsympathetic performance review of one's genitalia.

Although if she's going to give a lesson on grammar, she'd better make sure she's using the correct verb form of the first-person plural ("so we don't sound like an uneducated dumb fck").

Ha!