indestructible nokia

Voldemort's evil squished the image.

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

That poor sidewalk never stood a chance.

Are you TRYING to start an arms race? We don't need another Cold War.

Tired of your iPhone breaking all the time? Then, I present to you, the Nokia N-9! Sleek, modern, colorful cases too, this is the new iPhone, INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOKIA WILL REJOICE!

Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.

The Nokia 3310 carries a high breakeage hazard.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

Only too easy, when the case is made out of three 12-inch layers of highly conductive titanium.

It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.

...borrowed, of course, from Finnish technology.