indestructible nokia

Are you TRYING to start an arms race? We don't need another Cold War.

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

The Nokia 3310 carries a high breakeage hazard.

It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.

Only too easy, when the case is made out of three 12-inch layers of highly conductive titanium.

Tired of your iPhone breaking all the time? Then, I present to you, the Nokia N-9! Sleek, modern, colorful cases too, this is the new iPhone, INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOKIA WILL REJOICE!

I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.

Voldemort's evil squished the image.

...borrowed, of course, from Finnish technology.

Hey you! Yes, you. The one that's sick of seeing iPhones everywhere and hearing their praises sung from mountain peak to valley. Revel in the superiority of an alternate product.

That poor sidewalk never stood a chance.