indestructible nokia

Hey you! Yes, you. The one that's sick of seeing iPhones everywhere and hearing their praises sung from mountain peak to valley. Revel in the superiority of an alternate product.

Are you TRYING to start an arms race? We don't need another Cold War.

The Nokia 3310 carries a high breakeage hazard.

I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.

...borrowed, of course, from Finnish technology.

Tired of your iPhone breaking all the time? Then, I present to you, the Nokia N-9! Sleek, modern, colorful cases too, this is the new iPhone, INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOKIA WILL REJOICE!

Only too easy, when the case is made out of three 12-inch layers of highly conductive titanium.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

That poor sidewalk never stood a chance.

Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

Voldemort's evil squished the image.

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.