indestructible nokia

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

Voldemort's evil squished the image.

Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

Only too easy, when the case is made out of three 12-inch layers of highly conductive titanium.

Hey you! Yes, you. The one that's sick of seeing iPhones everywhere and hearing their praises sung from mountain peak to valley. Revel in the superiority of an alternate product.

...borrowed, of course, from Finnish technology.

Tired of your iPhone breaking all the time? Then, I present to you, the Nokia N-9! Sleek, modern, colorful cases too, this is the new iPhone, INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOKIA WILL REJOICE!

That poor sidewalk never stood a chance.