indestructible nokia

Hey you! Yes, you. The one that's sick of seeing iPhones everywhere and hearing their praises sung from mountain peak to valley. Revel in the superiority of an alternate product.

Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

The Nokia 3310 carries a high breakeage hazard.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

Are you TRYING to start an arms race? We don't need another Cold War.

That poor sidewalk never stood a chance.

Only too easy, when the case is made out of three 12-inch layers of highly conductive titanium.

I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.

Voldemort's evil squished the image.

It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.

...borrowed, of course, from Finnish technology.

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.