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Ugh, it was so long ago that we were still breathlessly waiting for the season opener of American Idol. Is that show still going?
As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.
Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.