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And then poof! You get Instagram.

Alt caption: buys moustache curler, uses the heat from the iPhone's energy-hemorrhaging battery to do the exact same thing.

Ugh, it was so long ago that we were still breathlessly waiting for the season opener of American Idol. Is that show still going?

As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.

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