grammar nazi

This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.

In how many song titles can we replace the word "love" with "E" and pretend it's about drugs? All I've got is "All You Need Is E," "The Power of E," and "It's Only E."

Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

It's no fun dating a grammar nazi.

The most hurtful grammar nazi attacks are the ones that skillfully combine lessons in possessive pronouns with an unsympathetic performance review of one's genitalia.

Although if she's going to give a lesson on grammar, she'd better make sure she's using the correct verb form of the first-person plural ("so we don't sound like an uneducated dumb fck").