This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.
Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.
The English language is a wonderful thing; how about we use it?
Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.
A simple fix for your frustration: learn your third grade grammar.