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A GPS is similar to God in many ways: it has a bird's-eye view of earth from space and it tells you what to do and where to go. The only difference is that a GPS isn't more compliant when you sacrifice a live goat in its honor. At least I don't think it is. I've never tried.

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I don't know about you, but using my hands to pray is such a hassle when you can just pick up the phone and take advantage of a direct line to the Big Man himself!

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AutocoWrecks car accident church Death faith god g rated jesus religion texting while driving - 5710206720
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Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.

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autocorrect bang cucumber donut duck god Hall of Fame swearing swears - 5352829440
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I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.

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