He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery

Maybe we shouldn't date anymore...

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SICK BURN SISTAH

Dammit! And here I was thinking Siri was only talking dirty for me.

The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.

Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.

Take your Facebook PDA elsewhere please.

Siri's just trying to look out for you!