AND DON'T LOOK BACK.

That's what you get for letting your girlfriend go through your phone, bro.

Siri's just trying to look out for you!

Take your Facebook PDA elsewhere please.

That awkward moment when you realize you've been on The Bachelorette this whole time...

yourewelcome

Dammit! And here I was thinking Siri was only talking dirty for me.

He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery