girlfriend

AND DON'T LOOK BACK.

Dammit! And here I was thinking Siri was only talking dirty for me.

The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.

Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.

SICK BURN SISTAH