girlfriend

The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.

Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.

That's what you get for letting your girlfriend go through your phone, bro.

He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery

Siri's just trying to look out for you!

SICK BURN SISTAH

Maybe we shouldn't date anymore...

AND DON'T LOOK BACK.

That awkward moment when you realize you've been on The Bachelorette this whole time...