The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.

Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.

That's what you get for letting your girlfriend go through your phone, bro.

Dammit! And here I was thinking Siri was only talking dirty for me.

SICK BURN SISTAH

That awkward moment when you realize you've been on The Bachelorette this whole time...

He found "Ha, april fools LOL" especially difficult to text, as his tears made his phone slippery

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