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Texting: just as addictive as nicotine, and almost as vulnerable to water damage.

Sure are a lot of TV show references today.

zomg PHONES MAKE ME SO GIGGLY

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering nyan-whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

People who text while driving: they're bad news.

Also, that's still the best commercial to come from that series of "tough guy in a suit represents an ultra-specific accident" ads.

Now we know why Lady Gaga's meat dress was made exclusively of pork.

(it probably wasn't)

Looks like it's already crushing Marlin.

Everything is ruined! Good thing he seems to have a sense of humor about it.

The timelords actually started throwing apps and cameras on screwdrivers higgledy piggledy before they thought about doing it to phones.

This gif was originally a video that mobile network operator Net10 made to convince its users that cell phones are evil. Considering the nightmares I will almost certainly be having tonight, I'd say they've made their point.

Liam Neeson does a special favor for a member of the audience during his appearance on the Graham Norton Show, doing what most fans of the movie "Taken" can only fantasize about.