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The timelords actually started throwing apps and cameras on screwdrivers higgledy piggledy before they thought about doing it to phones.

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering nyan-whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Looks like it's already crushing Marlin.

Texting: just as addictive as nicotine, and almost as vulnerable to water damage.

Liam Neeson does a special favor for a member of the audience during his appearance on the Graham Norton Show, doing what most fans of the movie "Taken" can only fantasize about.

Everything is ruined! Good thing he seems to have a sense of humor about it.

The best part of that Portlandia segment, condensed into an infinite, glorious loop.

Sure are a lot of TV show references today.

Now we know why Lady Gaga's meat dress was made exclusively of pork.

(it probably wasn't)

zomg PHONES MAKE ME SO GIGGLY