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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering nyan-whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

The best part of that Portlandia segment, condensed into an infinite, glorious loop.

Everything is ruined! Good thing he seems to have a sense of humor about it.

I like to say the names of emoticons out loud when i read them, too. Face with the tongue sticking oddly out of the corner of its mouth.

Sure are a lot of TV show references today.

Texting: just as addictive as nicotine, and almost as vulnerable to water damage.

Looks like it's already crushing Marlin.

The timelords actually started throwing apps and cameras on screwdrivers higgledy piggledy before they thought about doing it to phones.

Now we know why Lady Gaga's meat dress was made exclusively of pork.

(it probably wasn't)

This gif was originally a video that mobile network operator Net10 made to convince its users that cell phones are evil. Considering the nightmares I will almost certainly be having tonight, I'd say they've made their point.

Liam Neeson does a special favor for a member of the audience during his appearance on the Graham Norton Show, doing what most fans of the movie "Taken" can only fantasize about.