gay

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

That sounds incredibly painful.

Oh god he's getting out the saddle. RUN! RUN AWAY!

[via Cyanide & Happiness]

Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?

Anderson Cooper may have just officially come out of the closet, but clearly our esteemed Secretary of State is neither impressed nor surprised.

From the submitter:

For those of you who don't know, "The Gautrain is an 80-kilometre (50 mi) mass rapid transit railway system in Gauteng Province, South Africa, which links Johannesburg, Pretoria, and OR Tambo International Airport." - wikipedia

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