gay

It could say "gay," "gag," or "6ay," which I can only assume is slang for "sexy," but I think we can all make an educated guess.

Oh god he's getting out the saddle. RUN! RUN AWAY!

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Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?

You might be confused by the "Meeple" and "Mupple" exchange at the beginning, but a quick trip to Urban Dictionary clears things up.

Meeple:
A generic term for little wooden figures used in german board gaming.

Mupple: A mixed-race heterosexual couple, of which one partner, generally the male, is of Caucasian appearance and the other partner, generally the female, is of South-East Asian appearance.

That makes sense! So the son/daughter was pontificating to "Dad" about the apparent lack of control any of us has over our lives, like pawns on a chessboard or meeples in a German board game, and "Dad" responded that by pairing ourselves into loving and supportive but unconventional relationships (such as, just for example, a mupple), we can often soothe the pang of life's persistent existential uncertainty. This segues perfectly into the son/daughter discussing his/her preferences when finding suitable partners.

Eye candy really gets those guessing juices flowing. And, uh, other juices.

From the submitter:

For those of you who don't know, "The Gautrain is an 80-kilometre (50 mi) mass rapid transit railway system in Gauteng Province, South Africa, which links Johannesburg, Pretoria, and OR Tambo International Airport." - wikipedia

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See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.