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Anderson Cooper may have just officially come out of the closet, but clearly our esteemed Secretary of State is neither impressed nor surprised.

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

What no we're not expressing political opinions on this blogsite we're completely apolitical WHY DO YOU ASK

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I just hope your weird dreams about your sister aren't frequent...

From the submitter:

For those of you who don't know, "The Gautrain is an 80-kilometre (50 mi) mass rapid transit railway system in Gauteng Province, South Africa, which links Johannesburg, Pretoria, and OR Tambo International Airport." - wikipedia

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It could say "gay," "gag," or "6ay," which I can only assume is slang for "sexy," but I think we can all make an educated guess.

That sounds incredibly painful.

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?

You might be confused by the "Meeple" and "Mupple" exchange at the beginning, but a quick trip to Urban Dictionary clears things up.

Meeple:
A generic term for little wooden figures used in german board gaming.

Mupple: A mixed-race heterosexual couple, of which one partner, generally the male, is of Caucasian appearance and the other partner, generally the female, is of South-East Asian appearance.

That makes sense! So the son/daughter was pontificating to "Dad" about the apparent lack of control any of us has over our lives, like pawns on a chessboard or meeples in a German board game, and "Dad" responded that by pairing ourselves into loving and supportive but unconventional relationships (such as, just for example, a mupple), we can often soothe the pang of life's persistent existential uncertainty. This segues perfectly into the son/daughter discussing his/her preferences when finding suitable partners.