gay

Anderson Cooper may have just officially come out of the closet, but clearly our esteemed Secretary of State is neither impressed nor surprised.

That sounds incredibly painful.

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

It could say "gay," "gag," or "6ay," which I can only assume is slang for "sexy," but I think we can all make an educated guess.

Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?

Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.

You might be confused by the "Meeple" and "Mupple" exchange at the beginning, but a quick trip to Urban Dictionary clears things up.

Meeple:
A generic term for little wooden figures used in german board gaming.

Mupple: A mixed-race heterosexual couple, of which one partner, generally the male, is of Caucasian appearance and the other partner, generally the female, is of South-East Asian appearance.

That makes sense! So the son/daughter was pontificating to "Dad" about the apparent lack of control any of us has over our lives, like pawns on a chessboard or meeples in a German board game, and "Dad" responded that by pairing ourselves into loving and supportive but unconventional relationships (such as, just for example, a mupple), we can often soothe the pang of life's persistent existential uncertainty. This segues perfectly into the son/daughter discussing his/her preferences when finding suitable partners.

Eye candy really gets those guessing juices flowing. And, uh, other juices.