gay

Anderson Cooper may have just officially come out of the closet, but clearly our esteemed Secretary of State is neither impressed nor surprised.

It could say "gay," "gag," or "6ay," which I can only assume is slang for "sexy," but I think we can all make an educated guess.

That sounds incredibly painful.

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.

Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

I just hope your weird dreams about your sister aren't frequent...

So this is either a man implying that he's straight or a woman implying that she's not. Either way, OFFENSE TAKEN (but secretly thx lol).

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.