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Ewww, I'm not touching that. No matter how many ribbons are tied around its teats.

We've already heard about cats who play app games, but can they possibly compete with a bearded dragon? I mean, this guy can use his freaking tongue. HIS TONGUE.

Literally, WIN. As in, you probably just won the game. Unless there's no way to win and all my time spent playing it has been a lie.

Now we know why Lady Gaga's meat dress was made exclusively of pork.

(it probably wasn't)

Remember the Bearded Dragon who played the app game Ant Crusher? Here's an African Bull Frog doing the same, except he's much less patient with people who trick him into eating fake digital insects. The best part is 20 seconds in.

Will animals ever realize that app games aren't real? This time we have a cat playing fruit ninja and using some of the deftest moves the game has ever encountered. And I thought cats didn't even like fruit!

Includes a free slingshot so you can launch them into your mouth. (No it doesn't)