By wolfshadoweyes (Via Cheezburger iOS Builder)
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At last, a solution to poor people problems. rich person cackle
As a Wisconsin native, I am extremely doubtful that cheese can ever do this much harm. Probably propaganda from the Soy Cheese lobbyists.
Baby, I feel the same way about you that I do about hamburger helpers.