flying

Time to use all the phones!

I love how the recipient reflexively responds with "Love ya <3" before s/he goes "Wait a minute, I'm not flying."

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up, And my seat back in the full upright position.

I swear to God, if another flight attendant tells me that my iPod is going to crash the plane I'm going to... well... I'll write a very strongly worded letter to the FAA, that's what I'll do!