flirting

The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.

Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.

She's playing hard to get. Really hard to get.