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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

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By Alex
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.

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