flirting

She's playing hard to get. Really hard to get.

THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON

NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY

ARE YOU MAD

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.

From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.

If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?