flirting

With perfectly normal and fully-functional legs, apparently.

From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.

Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.

Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!

Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.

If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.