flirting

She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.

Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON

NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY

ARE YOU MAD

From the submitter:

Actual text from a man re online dating

From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?

AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.

Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.