"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon
"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon
If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.
In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.
Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.
Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."
Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...
From the submitter:
Actual text from a man re online dating
With perfectly normal and fully-functional legs, apparently.
THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON
NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY
ARE YOU MAD
Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!
Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.