flirting

Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.

He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.

Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?

She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.

Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.

Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!

Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.

AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.

Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...