ex

I even tattooed you to my back!

That's about right. Sometimes they hang out with neon dinosaurs.

Going off the rails.

...and what shows up whenever my ex calls:

FEELINGS. About EXES.

The error message should end with:

Do you want to have a good cry about it? Yes / No

SICK BURN SISTAH

I still remember how he let his urine sit in the toilet bowl until the bathroom smelled like rancid cheddar... its color a varying shade of yellow, depending on how many cups of cherry kool-aid he'd had that day. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.