By Unknown
...and what shows up whenever my ex calls:
The error message should end with:
Do you want to have a good cry about it? Yes / No
Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.
It might seem like a harsh reason to dump somebody, but have you ever tried to crack open an unshorn coconut? It's more trouble than it's worth. #thirdworldproblems