The error message should end with:
Do you want to have a good cry about it?
Yes / No
That's about right. Sometimes they hang out with neon dinosaurs.
FEELINGS. About EXES.
...and what shows up whenever my ex calls:
SICK BURN SISTAH
I still remember how he let his urine sit in the toilet bowl until the bathroom smelled like rancid cheddar... its color a varying shade of yellow, depending on how many cups of cherry kool-aid he'd had that day. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.
It might seem like a harsh reason to dump somebody, but have you ever tried to crack open an unshorn coconut? It's more trouble than it's worth. #thirdworldproblems