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I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

[polldaddy poll="5598624"]

Over/under on how many roses it takes to get make-up sex...

Go back and read the "hard" one again.

I didn't have to think long about it at all! And usually I'm known to be pretty soft-minded. Limp, even. And flaccid.

By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.