erection

I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

[polldaddy poll="5598624"]

I didn't have to think long about it at all! And usually I'm known to be pretty soft-minded. Limp, even. And flaccid.

Go back and read the "hard" one again.

By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.

Over/under on how many roses it takes to get make-up sex...