drugs

Is there really an answer to a drug-addled question like that? Probably.

He's a remarkably coordinated texter for someone on three tabs of acid.

Wait. What were we talking about? WHO IS THIS.

That's about right. Sometimes they hang out with neon dinosaurs.

Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.

An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.

Yes kids, this is pretty much what Scarface is like.