drugs

Is there really an answer to a drug-addled question like that? Probably.

An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.

Wait. What were we talking about? WHO IS THIS.

He's a remarkably coordinated texter for someone on three tabs of acid.

Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.