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The scary thing is, she's still posting from her iPhone...

Not shown: The guy who brought their iPhone and Siri'd this scheme back to the drawing-board.

It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.

Really, dude? What would Ted Nugent say if he saw you right now?

When two hands just aren't enough, reach for your Text & Drive!

Why drive the easiest possible route when you can swim it instead?

Clearly, Ricardo's wife had no idea what she was signing up for when she got in that car. 

How on earth did it never occur to this customer to try out her turn signal without that little contraption dangling off of it? Some people are too ready to throw money at something they see as a problem, that could ultimately be solved with a little common sense. 

For you amerifriends out there, "petrol" means "car juice," while "diesel" and "unleaded" are the only two varieties of juice that cars can run on.