driving

Why drive the easiest possible route when you can swim it instead?

The scary thing is, she's still posting from her iPhone...

Not shown: The guy who brought their iPhone and Siri'd this scheme back to the drawing-board.

It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.

When two hands just aren't enough, reach for your Text & Drive!

For you amerifriends out there, "petrol" means "car juice," while "diesel" and "unleaded" are the only two varieties of juice that cars can run on.

Really, dude? What would Ted Nugent say if he saw you right now?