driving

Not shown: The guy who brought their iPhone and Siri'd this scheme back to the drawing-board.

For you amerifriends out there, "petrol" means "car juice," while "diesel" and "unleaded" are the only two varieties of juice that cars can run on.

It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.

When two hands just aren't enough, reach for your Text & Drive!

The scary thing is, she's still posting from her iPhone...

Why drive the easiest possible route when you can swim it instead?