dogs

Geez, why are people so insistent on asking "who is this" or "who r u" whenever they realize they've got a wrong number? IT'S A STRANGER. YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. REDIAL AND TRY AGAIN.

Sleeping with the dog while texting is the best. Sometimes he'll text for you!

(R-r-r-repost!)

Writing a message out is always classier than texting one. It's like the difference between sending an invitation to a fancy dinner party on a crisply embossed cream-colored card vs. an email featuring comic sans and clip art.