demotivational

In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

It's still around, sorta. As long as the Magistrate of Facebook is still doing it...

It'd be too easy for us to make a certain joke here, but it's inappropriate SO WE WON'T.

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Her son shows up in her contacts list as "Uterus Turd"