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crush
By Unknown
Baby, I feel the same way about you that I do about hamburger helpers.
By Shawnie
When a friend telling you another of their friends likes you turns awkward...
By Unknown
In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.
