crush

She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.

AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.

In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

When a friend telling you another of their friends likes you turns awkward...

Sorry.