creepy

Or not. I'm pretty sure this is how Terminator started.

Maybe we shouldn't date anymore...

It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.

Joking about yourself being creepy doesn't make you not creepy. It makes you creepy AND stupid.

Yeah. Don't do that.