creepy

Joking about yourself being creepy doesn't make you not creepy. It makes you creepy AND stupid.

Or not. I'm pretty sure this is how Terminator started.

Yeah. Don't do that.

It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.

Maybe we shouldn't date anymore...