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If You're Having Number Problems I Feel Bad for You, Son

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I Held a Small Funeral Service in Your Honor

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Machete Don't Die, Either

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Machete doesn't care about your fool contacts list, either.

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It Would Be Easier to Socialize if Everyone Didn't Suck So Much

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Marty Gets No Respect

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Remember That One Time I Popped Out of Your Womb?

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Who are you and why is my kid's name at the top of my screen right now

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Abort the Mission!

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How scared was he? About as scared

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This Changes EVERYTHING

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Siri Knows What's Up

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I'm Surprised It's Not an Eye Phone

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Knowing Thy Enemies

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BRB, Going to Get My Name Legally Changed

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I'd Say We All Use About Ten Contacts Out of Hundreds

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Yes, I need to keep my best friend from fourth-grade's number just in case I feel like talking to him for the first time in six years.

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Heeeeelp Meeeeeee

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Well This is Going to Get Confusing

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How Sure Are You?

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"Pretty damn sure!"

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