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If that's true, then I must have been conceived on a bed of scented rose petals and puppy down in the light of three full moons after a round of Viagra cocktails with Al Green warbling loudly nearby.

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By Unknown
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This otherwise skillful re-imagining of Edward Cullen's birth somehow ignores the fact that Tinkerbell would never actually say "many moons ago." A line of dialogue like that is almost, but not quite, as gay as Twilight.

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By Victor
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.