cold

HAHAHAHAHAoh wait it's freezing out and that's not funny.

Unless this is in Celsius, skeptical question mark?

Don't leave Siri alone with your enemies. And by "enemies" I of course mean "contents of your freezer."

From the submitter:

My friend came down with a nasty virus, "Bad Cyrus."

Your friend should stay home, spreading a Cyrus is no cause for lol.