children

lol why is that pie on the sidewalk

...and apparently they're all becoming housecleaners. It's like a modern-day chimneysweep.

From the submitter:

A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.

I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.

At last, a way to protect your beloved household gadgets from that household infestation of "infants." Pesky buggers.

Best reply from my girlfriend to a forwarded sickapedia joke!!

It's 10pm: Do you know where your children are?

He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.