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From the submitter:

Creep messaging me on dailybooth might've gotten a little more literal than he wanted.

This sums up Christmas morning for at least 30 people.

You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

At last, a way to protect your beloved household gadgets from that household infestation of "infants." Pesky buggers.

From the submitter:

A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.

I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.

"Colored" pencils? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.