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At last, a way to protect your beloved household gadgets from that household infestation of "infants." Pesky buggers.

From the submitter:

A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.

I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.

You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

This sums up Christmas morning for at least 30 people.