Via Laughing Squid
Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.
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By Unknown
The iPhone fanboy whiners will never rest until they're the only ones who can fake photography.
By Unknown
This is what they call in professional circles the "proactively implementing optimal workplace conditions for productivity."
By Unknown
Really, dude? What would Ted Nugent say if he saw you right now?
By Unknown
Even better: just wander around the streets looking lost, and when someone asks you what you're doing, tell them that you're roaming! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... never mind.
