cat facts

There is no escape from cat facts.

No way out.

A friend lost her number, so cat facts was needed! Then, a bonus follow-up fail on Facebook chat.

Want someone to stop trolling you with cat facts? Just reply with a picture of your noodle.

There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.

Someone tried to use the famed cat facts technique on MeganBones, but they didn't count on her enthusiasm and knowledge for cats outlasting theirs.

Note to would-be prank callers: don't EVER try this on someone who knows more about cats than you do.

We are now witnessing someone who's still getting trolled.

Remember the cat facts trolling trick? A Redditor took it to a completely different level after his cousin gave out his new phone number on Facebook.

Have you seen the epic-tier trolling that went down by pretending to be an automated "Cat Facts" service? If not, go see it now.

Enough people have tried this prank call themselves, apparently, that an ACTUAL "Cat Facts" website has been getting complaints, judging by this notice they put on their site.

Now it's a prank call so epic, you're trolling two things at once.

The purr-fect trolling technique that almost never fails.