cat

Hey there big boy, wanna buy a pussy a drink?

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

And it STILL smells like tuna.

You now remember that one song from 2006 that amateurs with guitars never stopped playing ever.

The next time I see a cat from high school posting 4,000 pictures of its newborn kittens I'm leaving Facebook forever.

Will animals ever realize that app games aren't real? This time we have a cat playing fruit ninja and using some of the deftest moves the game has ever encountered. And I thought cats didn't even like fruit!

Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

I know that feeling all too well, bro.