cat

The next time I see a cat from high school posting 4,000 pictures of its newborn kittens I'm leaving Facebook forever.

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

And it STILL smells like tuna.

You now remember that one song from 2006 that amateurs with guitars never stopped playing ever.

I sure hope that cat is fixed/spayed, otherwise I've got a pretty good idea of why s/he has that expression while being gripped like that.

SUPER MEGA TIMELY UPDATE EDIT: That cat has recently been spotted walking the president's dog.