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WHO IS THIS?

You now remember that one song from 2006 that amateurs with guitars never stopped playing ever.

Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

Will animals ever realize that app games aren't real? This time we have a cat playing fruit ninja and using some of the deftest moves the game has ever encountered. And I thought cats didn't even like fruit!

I sure hope that cat is fixed/spayed, otherwise I've got a pretty good idea of why s/he has that expression while being gripped like that.

SUPER MEGA TIMELY UPDATE EDIT: That cat has recently been spotted walking the president's dog.

Picture proof that cats can pick up the stupid bull sent to and from your phone.

Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

Remember the cat facts trolling trick? A Redditor took it to a completely different level after his cousin gave out his new phone number on Facebook.

I know that feeling all too well, bro.

Hey there big boy, wanna buy a pussy a drink?