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Remember the cat facts trolling trick? A Redditor took it to a completely different level after his cousin gave out his new phone number on Facebook.

Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

You now remember that one song from 2006 that amateurs with guitars never stopped playing ever.

I sure hope that cat is fixed/spayed, otherwise I've got a pretty good idea of why s/he has that expression while being gripped like that.

SUPER MEGA TIMELY UPDATE EDIT: That cat has recently been spotted walking the president's dog.

Hey there big boy, wanna buy a pussy a drink?