I'll bet I know where he got that story from...
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.
"gon 2 transubstanti8 sum bread lol brb"
From the submitter:
I got a random text from a number and I decided to play with the person. Note that my texts are green. Funny part is, they're from Puerto Rico and I'm from Central NJ!
Maybe I should have told them I was Optimus Prime....
I had a new phone number for several months, and it seemed to belong to a girl (probably hot).
Then I received this.
Women attract, men mostly repel.
That... that would hurt, right?
Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.