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Sure is penis today.

Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.

Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

That... that would hurt, right?

The ass needs to be fresh before you can lick it.

Not cool, dude. Not cool.

Johanaaaaaa doesn't want to hear about the music playing at a bar she isn't in anyway.