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Baby doesn't care that you want to Instagram it.

A book? I could fill an encyclopedia set with pictures like those.

A recent episode of Conan lampooned coffee-table books on obscure and useless subjects, and this is one of them.

The first paragraph of the description, for those who struggle with tiny text:

Taking that perfect picture may not be as easy as you think. Thanks to the iPhone millions of people are now trying to take picture [sic] of everything from their pets to naked shots of their sexual organs. But more often than not, they miss fire [sic] the camera resulting in creative shots that would otherwise never have happened.

Think how good your sepia-toned brunch will look now!

Meanwhile, in East Asia, the cameras are completely incapable of fixing red-eye. WHAT A CRAZY MIXED-UP WORLD WE LIVE IN.

On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

Whatever it takes to get through that giant inbox on the left.