butt

Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

That's a pretty big butt.

You will now see it this way for the rest of your life.

Looks like it took him 10 days and 59 minutes to recover from his embarrassment. Auto correct ruins lives.

An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

We can't all be winners.