butt

You will now see it this way for the rest of your life.

That's a pretty big butt.

An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

Looks like it took him 10 days and 59 minutes to recover from his embarrassment. Auto correct ruins lives.

Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."