butt

An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

That's a pretty big butt.

We can't all be winners.

You will now see it this way for the rest of your life.