butt

That's a pretty big butt.

Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Looks like it took him 10 days and 59 minutes to recover from his embarrassment. Auto correct ruins lives.

You will now see it this way for the rest of your life.

An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...