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A deft thrust by Android users! How do you respond, iPhone users? Do you defend, counterattack, or resort to ad hominem attacks on this Android user's mother?

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE.

Thinking that bros will ever shut up is a fallacy.

And on that romantic note, I bid you adieu.

It's mythical because it's HUGE, right? Like Bigfoot? And not because it's fictional and doesn't exist... RIGHT?