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And on that romantic note, I bid you adieu.

Thinking that bros will ever shut up is a fallacy.

It's mythical because it's HUGE, right? Like Bigfoot? And not because it's fictional and doesn't exist... RIGHT?

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE.

A deft thrust by Android users! How do you respond, iPhone users? Do you defend, counterattack, or resort to ad hominem attacks on this Android user's mother?