Bro: It's now a verb.
And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.
I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.
Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.
If you're a tr00 playa, you'd best just play along.
Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.
Not cool, dude. Not cool.
I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.
It's official: "douche canoe" is now mainstream.