bro

If you're a tr00 playa, you'd best just play along.

Bro: It's now a verb.

And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.

It's official: "douche canoe" is now mainstream.

Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.

"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.