bro

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.

"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

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Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

Bro: It's now a verb.

And usually i catch myself before I text something lame. Less so with speaking, which is why I somehow found myself blurting "The Puppy Bowl will be a total cat-tastrophe!" the other day. Dumb. Dogs aren't even cats.

Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.

If you're a tr00 playa, you'd best just play along.