bro

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.

If you're a tr00 playa, you'd best just play along.

"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

It's official: "douche canoe" is now mainstream.

Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

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