bro

Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.

If you're a tr00 playa, you'd best just play along.

"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

It's official: "douche canoe" is now mainstream.

Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.