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It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

I'm so retro, my only monthly plan is the price of stamps.

Have you tried switching it off and then back on again?

It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.

Omg omg omg this upsets me so much kim how could you HOW COULD YOU you two were so beautiful together.