boyfriend

Take your Facebook PDA elsewhere please.

Gurrl, I don't care if you just got a new phone or not, if you have to play games like these, it's probably not working out.

Those were better, more misogynistic times.

From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?

The non-existent boyfriend trend seems to be endemic of late.

That one could have been our fault.

It's a good thing she likes nerds... but how much nerd can she handle?