baby

The most dangerous app.

If I were someone who relied upon old and busted memes for humor, I would say parentception.

Part of Apple's NEW Indoctrinate 'Em While They're Young™ campaign.

Ugh. So this happened in Melbourne the other day. Just shows what could happen when you text while walking instead of paying attention. True, it wasn't his kid, but the stroller still passed right under his nose. It takes a village, people.

This sums up Christmas morning for at least 30 people.

From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

From the submitter:

Creep messaging me on dailybooth might've gotten a little more literal than he wanted.