apps

You'd be surprised by what you find out.

Now you don't have to worry every time your mom gets a hold of your phone!

This mirrors the reaction of most men finding out the good news, I'd say.

HappyPlayTime is a new no-shame, you-should-try-it! app that encourages women to become more proficient at special lady time. A cool idea, except I can't imagine the weird hoodie gaping-chasm-stomach baby putting anyone in the mood...

This nifty app helps you find blemishes, dark circles, and wrinkles. Get thee to the Apple Store, ladies, you're not NEARLY as good at picking out your undetectable imperfections as this!

Can't type right now, too busy lapping up the sweet sweet irony.

BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!