apps

You too can use your iPhone to spy on people with paintings!

The Onion continues their series of TED-Talk parodies, this time speaking on the topic of outing dissident Chinese citizens to their government through the power of apps.

Now you don't have to worry every time your mom gets a hold of your phone!

I'm sure this comes on the heels of the national outcry for more phone apps that text you when your milk is spoiling. Thank God for you, Milk Lab!

HappyPlayTime is a new no-shame, you-should-try-it! app that encourages women to become more proficient at special lady time. A cool idea, except I can't imagine the weird hoodie gaping-chasm-stomach baby putting anyone in the mood...

Your apps say a lot about you.

Mitt isn't into mainstream things like spelling it "America."