apps

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BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!

Put all the apps together and they make a beautiful symphony!

Mitt isn't into mainstream things like spelling it "America."

This mirrors the reaction of most men finding out the good news, I'd say.

Now you don't have to worry every time your mom gets a hold of your phone!

I'm sure this comes on the heels of the national outcry for more phone apps that text you when your milk is spoiling. Thank God for you, Milk Lab!

HappyPlayTime is a new no-shame, you-should-try-it! app that encourages women to become more proficient at special lady time. A cool idea, except I can't imagine the weird hoodie gaping-chasm-stomach baby putting anyone in the mood...

You'd be surprised by what you find out.