apps

This nifty app helps you find blemishes, dark circles, and wrinkles. Get thee to the Apple Store, ladies, you're not NEARLY as good at picking out your undetectable imperfections as this!

It'd be interesting to see what happens after extensive drug use.

You'd be surprised by what you find out.

This mirrors the reaction of most men finding out the good news, I'd say.

The miracle of the eight megapixel camera is finally being put to good use, with a handy app that makes walking and texting a reality. Except you're still focused on words instead of where you're going so all this really allows for is the illusion of efficiency.

BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!