apps

You'd be surprised by what you find out.

This nifty app helps you find blemishes, dark circles, and wrinkles. Get thee to the Apple Store, ladies, you're not NEARLY as good at picking out your undetectable imperfections as this!

The miracle of the eight megapixel camera is finally being put to good use, with a handy app that makes walking and texting a reality. Except you're still focused on words instead of where you're going so all this really allows for is the illusion of efficiency.

The Onion continues their series of TED-Talk parodies, this time speaking on the topic of outing dissident Chinese citizens to their government through the power of apps.

BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!

I'm sure this comes on the heels of the national outcry for more phone apps that text you when your milk is spoiling. Thank God for you, Milk Lab!

HappyPlayTime is a new no-shame, you-should-try-it! app that encourages women to become more proficient at special lady time. A cool idea, except I can't imagine the weird hoodie gaping-chasm-stomach baby putting anyone in the mood...