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That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."

All welcome your new god.

Vlingo: It's not supposed to have a personality, but a little bit shines through every now and then anyway. It probably just gets a little touchy when you ask it anything related to Steve Jobs.

And so soon after Jobs passed away? Scandalous! What will the neighbors say?

Too bad Apple's patented that function. Welcome mat, prepare to get recalled