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That's right, Wreckers: from now on, this site will be only consist of a series of two-part question-and-punchline jokes. A poor drawing of a trollface doing a rimshot will be added as if to say "IT'S A JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH. DON'T BE AFRAID."

All welcome your new god.

If only we could all be what our mothers think we are.

...coming to you soon in theaters. Brought to you by Pixar. #bitterexes

Something tells me this won't be much of a fight.

After a long period of fidelity to Apple, the beloved nostalgia filter Instagram was released to Android yesterday. Some iPhone users were less than enthusiastic about their sudden lack of exclusivity. Luckily they had Facebook to vent.