From the submitter:
This was a convo I had with my Salvadorian fiancé
HEY LADIES! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
THERE'S A MUTANT PUG STANDING OUTSIDE YER WINDOW
Well that was pun.
Oh god, there's uplifting guitar strumming and a chorus of singing children and the elephant's name is Peter. My cute detector just exploded.
We've already heard about cats who play app games, but can they possibly compete with a bearded dragon? I mean, this guy can use his freaking tongue. HIS TONGUE.
Picture proof that cats can pick up the stupid bull sent to and from your phone.
And began the greatest experiment ever.