angry birds

Yet another reason to weep for this generation of children.

I feel like the opening credits to a horror movie should be playing set to this song.

Horror movie idea: A maniac runs around cutting up Muppets and sewing their cloth together, Frankenstein-style, into nightmarish Angry Birds. Call it "Nightmare on Sesame Street." BOOM. Blockbuster.

Speaking of creepy plush dolls, we're holding a plush Thanksgiving turkey scavenger hunt over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you're finished hyperventilating!

Wheeeee, so fun.

How Angry Birds might have looked if they came up with the concept in the '80s.

This game is so popular it's spreading across all platforms.

It'd be too easy for us to make a certain joke here, but it's inappropriate SO WE WON'T.

"Check it out, guys! It's a portable PC! You can even use it to call people, if that's your bag!"

Includes a free slingshot so you can launch them into your mouth. (No it doesn't)

Ever feeling bored on the toilet, try to aim at some pigs :-)