angry birds

Angry isn't always sustainable.

Ever feeling bored on the toilet, try to aim at some pigs :-)

You really have to watch that one show from NBC that just came back from hiatus to get this joke. Sorry.

Horror movie idea: A maniac runs around cutting up Muppets and sewing their cloth together, Frankenstein-style, into nightmarish Angry Birds. Call it "Nightmare on Sesame Street." BOOM. Blockbuster.

Speaking of creepy plush dolls, we're holding a plush Thanksgiving turkey scavenger hunt over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you're finished hyperventilating!

It started off on your cell phone, but you can play Angry Birds on almost any platform now. If you're playing it on your PC, then you're in luck, because someone made a slingshot controller you can hold in your hand instead of clicking a button and making little "whoosh whoosh" noises to yourself.

Now someone needs to do a mash-up of Angry Birds and the "Feed the Birds" scene from Mary Poppins. It would start out sweet and peaceful, but then turn ugly very quickly.

Yet another reason to weep for this generation of children.

Now we know why Lady Gaga's meat dress was made exclusively of pork.

(it probably wasn't)