TV

Sure are a lot of TV show references today.

Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Not actually appropriate for girls. Or for younger children in general.

Pawn Stars: Does it raise the value of respect you're willing to trade for it, or render it fit only for the junkyard?

The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.

Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.

Also for example, everyone always asks me what I'm wearing or if I'll marry them, and that makes me sad too.

You really have to watch that one show from NBC that just came back from hiatus to get this joke. Sorry.

Next up: Photographing yourself in the mirror with your car's rear-view camera.