The last episode of everyone's favorite sitcom geekfest, the Big Bang Theory, had Raj fall in love with the only woman who'd give him the time of day: Siri. Hilarity and awkward dinner parties ensue.
Careful, though: Siri has a history of getting TOO committed to a relationship.
Also for example, everyone always asks me what I'm wearing or if I'll marry them, and that makes me sad too.
Pawn Stars: Does it raise the value of respect you're willing to trade for it, or render it fit only for the junkyard?
Next up: Photographing yourself in the mirror with your car's rear-view camera.
You really have to watch that one show from NBC that just came back from hiatus to get this joke. Sorry.
I don't know how to explain it, but something about Ellen reading probably-fake auto-corrects out loud is hilarious.
