Movie

If she searched for "porn" and couldn't find a single trailer, she's probably using using the wrong search tools. Like, say, a rock.

Just months after someone made a trailer for an imagined Siri horror movie, another pair of filmmakers actually made a short film featuring the chilling voice of everyone's favorite iPhone personal assistant.

Man meets phone. Man falls in love. Man loses phone, and must cope with the soul-searing loss that has left him alone and gadgetless in this cold, cruel world. It's the age-old story that is finally being made into a major motion picture has only just had a parody trailer made for it by an inspired YouTube user. Will we see the full-length movie in theaters soon? iHope so.

Snakes on a "plain?" Those just sound like regular ol' ground-dwelling snakes.

Everyone who's about to travel abroad, or has a child who's about to study abroad, should see this movie. It will make you completely secure and not nervous at all about travelling to a different country.

On the other hand, if Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio can willingly drown while trusting Ed Harris to resuscitate her later, you can be patient enough with commonly accepted texting shorthand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHbYLjWEEQA

After this inspired trailer for a movie about love, loss, and Siri comes another iPhone-related trailer. Except this one features a lot less melodrama and a lot more for the slasher-movie fans.

Wikipedia: "Götterdämmerung (help·info) (Twilight of the Gods)[1] is the last in Richard Wagner's cycle of four operas titled Der Ring des Nibelungen (The Ring of the Nibelung, or The Ring for short)... The title is a translation into German of the Old Norse phrase Ragnarök, which in Norse mythology refers to a prophesied war of the gods that brings about the end of the world... The term Götterdämmerung is occasionally used in English, referring to a disastrous conclusion of events."

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