Death

Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.

Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.

Even if I get testy when you interrupt me in the middle, and even if I occasionally and compulsively lie about my addiction. Okay, so maybe I have a problem.

WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.

j/k sorry for your loss.

Seminal blues singer Etta James passed away today after a long battle with leukemia at the age of 73. She released dozens of memorable albums and singles since she started singing in 1954 at the age of 15. Among her hits are "Good Rockin' Daddy," "W.O.M.A.N," and "At Last," of which the latter song will probably create a slew of too-soon jokes like the one above.

More recently, James was portrayed by Beyonce Knowles in the 2008 film Cadillac Records, and the Obamas selected "At Last" for their first dance at the 2009 inaugural ball.

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