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By Nick
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From the submitter:

I was afraid to ask anyone else

Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.

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By Unknown
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I almost missed the second to last line. I had to read it again. Oh, puns. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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By Unknown
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WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.

j/k sorry for your loss.

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By Unknown
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Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.

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By Unknown
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Even if I get testy when you interrupt me in the middle, and even if I occasionally and compulsively lie about my addiction. Okay, so maybe I have a problem.

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