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From the submitter:

This continued for several more messages. It got to the point where she actually thought that I died.

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By Unknown
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Even if I get testy when you interrupt me in the middle, and even if I occasionally and compulsively lie about my addiction. Okay, so maybe I have a problem.

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By Nick
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I was afraid to ask anyone else

Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.

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I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

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Great, now I have no reason to read this biography at all.

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I almost missed the second to last line. I had to read it again. Oh, puns. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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