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I almost missed the second to last line. I had to read it again. Oh, puns. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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From the submitter:

This continued for several more messages. It got to the point where she actually thought that I died.

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Even if I get testy when you interrupt me in the middle, and even if I occasionally and compulsively lie about my addiction. Okay, so maybe I have a problem.

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Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.

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Great, now I have no reason to read this biography at all.

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Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.

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WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.

j/k sorry for your loss.

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By Sally
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You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.