By Unknown
Death
By Sally
You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.
By Unknown
Great, now I have no reason to read this biography at all.
By Nick
From the submitter:
I was afraid to ask anyone else
Maybe you could go back in time and text Hitler's grandson. You've been given a terrible curse, but it could also be a great gift. With great power comes great responsibility etc. etc.
