China

Either they both need some schooling in east Asian culture or one of them knew the other wouldn't know.

Or one of them knew the other didn't know the other wouldn't know.

Or one of them knew the other didn't know the other didn't know the other wouldn't know...

Oh god what if Steve Jobs becomes the next Elvis where there are all these conspiracy theories that he's not dead but in hiding somewhere. What if he got surgery to look Asian and went undercover in China to destroy Foxconn from within.

The Onion continues their series of TED-Talk parodies, this time speaking on the topic of outing dissident Chinese citizens to their government through the power of apps.

It's China, so it must be real!