Awkward

WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.

j/k sorry for your loss.

Feeling lonely at a party? Don't worry, there's nobody to make you feel OK with this!

Ugh, who uses a phone to call people anymore? Talking is so lame, plus it exposes my crippling social inadequacies. Get with the times.

... and for once I'm not talking about the operating system.

A rimshot for you, sir.