Awkward

Feeling lonely at a party? Don't worry, there's nobody to make you feel OK with this!

"Uh... I meant 'dragging like a paraplegic' in a good way."

Awkward.

Ugh, who uses a phone to call people anymore? Talking is so lame, plus it exposes my crippling social inadequacies. Get with the times.

My 59-year-old mother accidentally tipped her laundry basket over into the toilet. Hilarity ensued.