App

Either they both need some schooling in east Asian culture or one of them knew the other wouldn't know.

Or one of them knew the other didn't know the other wouldn't know.

Or one of them knew the other didn't know the other didn't know the other wouldn't know...

Sega already has an app for their old-school Sonic games, so why can't Nintendo?

Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.

God, Ted's the worst.

If Google really worked like the Accio spell, people probably wouldn't google half the things they google now. "Jacuzzi stacked with midgets wearing snorkels" would be a much less popular search term, for one thing.

Artist Luciano Foglia created a minimalist, interactive app featuring geometric sexy organs doing geometric sexy things to each other. It doesn't do much to arouse anyone but the most devoted Minecraft player, but it was still rejected from Apple's App Store for "excessively objectionable or crude content." Prudes.

From the submitter:

Do you see the irony?

Not only can we see it, it tastes so delicious that I'm setting it aside for later to make a delicious irony souffle.

And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.

How Angry Birds might have looked if they came up with the concept in the '80s.

Someone needs to mod this game, stat.

They must have been playing this game in Pakistan.