App

If Google really worked like the Accio spell, people probably wouldn't google half the things they google now. "Jacuzzi stacked with midgets wearing snorkels" would be a much less popular search term, for one thing.

Someone needs to mod this game, stat.

An app that lets you connect an iPhone to an iPad and play it as a full-sized ukulele, because there's nothing rich people with an iPhone AND an iPad love more than singing tropically-influenced Elvis covers.

I wonder why they didn't call it "Fukulele?"

And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.

Remember the Bearded Dragon who played the app game Ant Crusher? Here's an African Bull Frog doing the same, except he's much less patient with people who trick him into eating fake digital insects. The best part is 20 seconds in.

Today was the official release of Angry Birds: Space, so Rovio did the only logical thing and dragged an inflatable angry bird up the Space Needle in Seattle.

Now we know why Lady Gaga's meat dress was made exclusively of pork.

(it probably wasn't)

Well, I... HEY! That's just rude.