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From the submitter:

Do you see the irony?

Not only can we see it, it tastes so delicious that I'm setting it aside for later to make a delicious irony souffle.

Ewww, I'm not touching that. No matter how many ribbons are tied around its teats.

We've already heard about cats who play app games, but can they possibly compete with a bearded dragon? I mean, this guy can use his freaking tongue. HIS TONGUE.

They must have been playing this game in Pakistan.

God, Ted's the worst.

An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

Someone needs to mod this game, stat.

And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.

Today was the official release of Angry Birds: Space, so Rovio did the only logical thing and dragged an inflatable angry bird up the Space Needle in Seattle.

Well, I... HEY! That's just rude.

Will animals ever realize that app games aren't real? This time we have a cat playing fruit ninja and using some of the deftest moves the game has ever encountered. And I thought cats didn't even like fruit!