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An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

It's all fun and games until the inevitable smorgasbord of child abuse meltdown documented in heavy rotation on MTV.

The only fix for that bug is to turn the internet off and read a nice book about talking bears or something.

Remember the Bearded Dragon who played the app game Ant Crusher? Here's an African Bull Frog doing the same, except he's much less patient with people who trick him into eating fake digital insects. The best part is 20 seconds in.