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And even if you do have friends, it only tells you how much fun they're having without you.

Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.

Remember the Bearded Dragon who played the app game Ant Crusher? Here's an African Bull Frog doing the same, except he's much less patient with people who trick him into eating fake digital insects. The best part is 20 seconds in.

Hey kids, have you heard about that one game that everyone seems to be playing? What are your thoughts on it?

The only fix for that bug is to turn the internet off and read a nice book about talking bears or something.

An interactive wallpaper for Android that lets you imagine you're touching a lady's poorly-garbed rump. If you were REALLY upset about being forever alone on Valentine's Day, I guess this is technically a fix...

Now we know why Lady Gaga's meat dress was made exclusively of pork.

(it probably wasn't)

They must have been playing this game in Pakistan.