I CAN SEE FOREVER

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It's the Most Whimsical Twitter Account!

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That's a Good Way to Handle Anything

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It's Times Like These I'm Glad I Ate My Twin While in the Womb

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Is Anyone Else Disappointed it Didn't Continue to Rhyme?

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I Have Priorities

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Does That Affect the Reservation?

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Texting and Driving: STOP IT

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Self-Poortraits: That's Not My Hat

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Or Your Mother-in-Law Wants You To Leave Her the Hell Alone

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I Guess It Actually Worked

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Both Involve Chickpeas

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Disabled For Your Protection

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The Next iPhone?

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I Always Knew Siri Couldn't Be Trusted

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Face/Off

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